Blunt Force Ballerina — Yes the cave could be filled with wonderful things...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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kawaii-pigeon asked:

Yes the cave could be filled with wonderful things (Axolotl's)

But the only cave i will willingly enter are ones in viddy games 🥺😭

tigirl-and-co answered:

That’s fair. You gotta remember that I keep going on solo hikes in the local state park even though I get stuck about 15% of the time. I’m a bit cavalier about my mortality – I’m willing to risk it all for a neat rock

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I know I’m just going to get a reputation for being a crazy person in this area, but:

“This is a special place because I can go there without even thinking about dying and it still means so much to me.”

tigirl-and-co

EVERY TIME I TALK ABOUT GETTING LOST IN THE STATE PARK YOU FEEL THE NEED TO DRAG ME THROUGH THE MUD. YOU ARE THE ANTAGONIST IN MY STORY